Trouble in Paradise?

[adaptiveimmunities]

Huh. I wonder if the Science Guys were putting together a video about what happens when force meets face?

video clip

Think we'll get to see it in slo-mo?

#fyreresort #scienceguys #forceequalsmassxacceleration #themeparkbrawl #sciencerules

Comments

[adaptiveimmunities]

Yeah, wouldn't want to get any of that dihydrogen monoxide into your system.

#nastychemicals

[kingsroads]

Exactly! Big business just puts so many additives and chemicals in things nowadays! My opinion is that if you look at the ingredients list of something and you've got a compound you don't recognize in the first five ingredients, then it's not worth your time.

#holisticlife #healthyliving #allnatural

[adaptiveimmunities]

[Strange, he hates your bullshit so much.]

That sure is a take. I mean, you know me, I'm not into the whole lifestyle stuff. But that seems a little like it would exclude Twinkies, and really, is life worth living without Twinkies?

#hostess

[kingsroads]

Yes. Yes, a life is easily worth living without Twinkies. There's literally nothing natural in them!

[adaptiveimmunities]

No, I'm pretty sure there are both natural and artificial flavorings.

[kingsroads]

And the potency of anything natural is removed by the chemicals. You're poisoning yourself, you know. Fortunately, I've got some detox and juice cleanse products that'll help sort your system out when you're done eating that crap.

[adaptiveimmunities]

Somehow, I knew you'd know what I should take. As soon as I'm ready to quit Twinkies and Red Bull, I'll give you a call.

[kingsroads]

You should. You're a good kid, Shaun. It's a shame to see you poison your body like this.