Trouble in Paradise?

[adaptiveimmunities]

Huh. I wonder if the Science Guys were putting together a video about what happens when force meets face?

video clip

Think we'll get to see it in slo-mo?

#fyreresort #scienceguys #forceequalsmassxacceleration #themeparkbrawl #sciencerules

Comments

[lieutenantsteward]

You forgot one.

#vulture

[adaptiveimmunities]

Maybe #thisisnews

How's your face?

[lieutenantsteward]

#opportunist

As beautiful as ever

[adaptiveimmunities]

#dontshowthekids

Good to hear. It would be a shame if there was any bruising or swelling from your misadventure, but then, I'm sure it was all planned for a future video, right?

[lieutenantsteward]

You know it.

[It is not. And he is bruised. But like hell he's admitting that.]

[adaptiveimmunities]

Can't wait to see the final cut. Really get the impact of his fist and your face.

[lieutenantsteward]

Your obsession with me is so CUTE!

[adaptiveimmunities]

Thanks! I am adorable.

[kingsroads]

I've got a ginger cinnamon balm that might reduce some swelling. Looks like he might need it. $19.99 for 12 oz

#naturalliving #chemicalfree #healthylife

[lieutenantsteward]

#fakenews

[kingsroads]

#healthyliving

When your nose heals weird, don't come crying to me.

[adaptiveimmunities]

Maybe set him up with a subscription. Looked like some capital I Issues they were working out between them.

#soundslikemlmbutok

[kingsroads]

MLMs are a pyramid scheme. This is just an opportunity to be your own boss and expand your income on your own terms by selling healthy, nonchemical products.

#healthylife #healthyliving #bosslife

[adaptiveimmunities]

Yeah, wouldn't want to get any of that dihydrogen monoxide into your system.

#nastychemicals

[kingsroads]

Exactly! Big business just puts so many additives and chemicals in things nowadays! My opinion is that if you look at the ingredients list of something and you've got a compound you don't recognize in the first five ingredients, then it's not worth your time.

#holisticlife #healthyliving #allnatural

[adaptiveimmunities]

[Strange, he hates your bullshit so much.]

That sure is a take. I mean, you know me, I'm not into the whole lifestyle stuff. But that seems a little like it would exclude Twinkies, and really, is life worth living without Twinkies?

#hostess

[kingsroads]

Yes. Yes, a life is easily worth living without Twinkies. There's literally nothing natural in them!

[adaptiveimmunities]

No, I'm pretty sure there are both natural and artificial flavorings.

[kingsroads]

And the potency of anything natural is removed by the chemicals. You're poisoning yourself, you know. Fortunately, I've got some detox and juice cleanse products that'll help sort your system out when you're done eating that crap.

[adaptiveimmunities]

Somehow, I knew you'd know what I should take. As soon as I'm ready to quit Twinkies and Red Bull, I'll give you a call.

[kingsroads]

You should. You're a good kid, Shaun. It's a shame to see you poison your body like this.

[blancheinthesheets]

As much as I adore seeing two men fighting - something about all that raw power sends the loins aflame - even for me this is a little gauche.

[adaptiveimmunities]

Yeah, I guess I did have a bit more of a "Daily Mail" vibe than I planned for here.

[reek]

#idontgiveashit

[adaptiveimmunities]

#keepscrollingbuddy

[reek]

But I'm giving you those numbers you so desperately need.

[adaptiveimmunities]

ha, thanks for the pageviews. Like and subscribe.

[reek]

How do I put this nicely?

In your fucking dreams.

[adaptiveimmunities]

Well, that wasn't nice at all, man. Try again?

[reek]

Oh, you're right. When are my manners?

In your fucking dreams, mate.

[adaptiveimmunities]

See, that's the friendly spirit I was looking for, Theon. I mean, this is all in good fun, right?

[reek]

Absolutely not.